UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I came so hard my ears popped.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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