i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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