Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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