tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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