I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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