so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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