I wish I could teleport
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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