Me too!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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