How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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