fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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