i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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