going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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