my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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