dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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