The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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