How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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