he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
vagina is talking i cant
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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