just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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