i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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