Pants 0. Shit 1.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
