Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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