chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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