If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think my moral compass just broke
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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