You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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