Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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