You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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