So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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