Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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