My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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