Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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