Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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