There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
organizing the empties. That sober.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
