Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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