So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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