I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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