after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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