i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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