did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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