dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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