No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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As shirtless as possible
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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