Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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