Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
