Your dad touched me again.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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