North Korea, Best Korea!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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i dedicated my morning wood to you.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
These tits shall not be calmed
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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