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I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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