Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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