Is it normal to miss your booty call?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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