By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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