If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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