you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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