I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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