for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
