All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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